Category: Humor

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Tall Tales and Eyeball Fails

Occasionally on my FaceBook page we play Caption This and you show me how witty and fun you are. If you’re not in on this, you should be. Like my Facebook page and stay posted. Here’s your latest and greatest: First place for Straight Up Awesome Answer goes to Christine: I’m gonna tuck this into my prom date’s flowers. I’m sure she’ll love it. First place for Giving Me a Great Idea goes to Karen:...

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Dear IRS

Dear IRS, I just filed my taxes. I did my very best. It was a lengthy and confusing process so I’d like to give you some feedback for your non-mathy people, the ones who play fast and loose with the letter “y” sticking it recklessly onto the end of any word. The ones who preferred the word problems in math class and really wanted to insert themselves and ask, “Where are you going on this...

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It’s just hair

I got my hair cut before Christmas. Really cut. Super short. I picked Liam up from school and because I’m raising a thoughtful and sensitive male (excuse me while I pat myself on the back) this is how he responded: Liam placed his hand gently on my arm and said, “Mom, you got your hair cut. Is something wrong? Is there something we need to talk about?” Oh that precious boy who thinks a haircut...

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Did You Really Just Say That?

I wish I could say this post was just for people who’ve never travelled to Disability World. A little piece of education for them. But honestly, I’ve been here for 14 years and I can still be shocked at the total lack of common sense. I’ve written before about billing departments and insurance companies. It’s all a little bit bonkers. In case you think it’s just my bad luck, I’d like to leave you with...

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When You Give a Mom a Snow Day

When you give a mom a snow day (followed by another snow day then a sick day then another snow day) She will lose her ever lovin’ mind. And when she loses her ever lovin’ mind She will crack a raw egg on her husband’s head (because he said I wouldn’t). ***** True story. This clearly isn’t a real post, more like a cry for help. ALL DONE WINTER!!!! What about you? Have you gone...